Quotes

Facing a terrifying monster, George first instinct is to charge…
George: Charging is a perfectly natural response for a goatman in fear.

Neeford develops an Alpha Mutation allowing him to resurrect himself…
Neeford: I was dead once.

Commenting on George’s Goatman ability to eat anything…
Oscar: George is the office paper shredder.

During a fierce fight, Ricky takes enough damage to reduce himself to zero hit points…
George: Does he take ongoing damage?
Ricky: No, I’m just dead.

A logical solution when grav-shields are involved…
Neeford: We need to reverse the polarity.

The PCs attack the Badder steading…
Neeford: Y’know, we’re currently doing a home invasion on these Badders. We’re breaking into their home…we’re murdering them…and we’re taking all their stuff.
Ricky: Your point?

After yet another pitifully low Initiative roll…
GM: You’re not very fast there, Woodrow.
Ricky: He prefers to think of himself as inexorable.

A mind-blasted prisoner, dubbed “Dave” by the team, is sent forward and blasted by radioactive moths…
Ricky: We should brought more Daves.

Crash creates a psychic illusion of the aforementioned Dave, drawing the ire of a deadly flock of blood birds who overwhelm the image…
Crash: I’ve never seen an illusion raped like that.

Random Felinoid jokes…
Neeford: I spent my Minor Action cleaning my balls.
Oscar: Shouldn’t that be a Standard Action.
Ricky: It can only be used once per Encounter.
Neeford: It does require a saving throw.

Oscar is annoyed that the badly wounded Neeford has spent two rounds hiding under cover…
Oscar: Geez, you’re an effing pussy.
Neeford: Um…meow.

While salvaging some Omega Tech, Ricky gets a choice between a Holovisor or an Inflatable Friend…
Ricky: Inflatable Friend? Yeah, that’s a no-brainer.

Ricky debates whether rendering his Inflatable Friend unseen would disable its special ability…
Ricky: If it was invisible, one couldn’t see its disturbing visage.

Crash is left behind with a out-of-fuel truck…
George: Wait, we left the crash test dummy in charge of the vehicles?

While invisible, Ricky pulls off a beautiful shot that drops a particularly tough foe…
Ricky: I wish you guys could have seen that!

Ricky is standing on a crude wall while Nitro hops over it to join him…
Ricky: Now she’s on our side.
George: How do you know? You’re on the fence.

Random comment…
Ricky: I’m not a traitor – I’m just afraid of commitment.

Nitro prepares to self-explode herself…
GM: Nitro pulls her pin.
Neeford: Is that a euphemism?

Comment about George charging forward into danger…
Woodrow: Every over-eager character with a low perception roll and a high initiative result is a minesweeper once.

Nitro suffers a hail of status effects…
Nitro: Only one thing to do when you’re blinded, bloodied and weakened. I explode.

Random comment…
Ricky: How does God intend me to use my inflatable friend?

While a vicious ape robot is pummeling the front line, Woodrow, at the rear of the party, unleashes a powerful Omega Tech item on a nearby lesser robot…
George: You should have used that on gorilla bot.
Woodrow: Why? I’ve got lots of allies between him and me.

Even fembots don’t take well to being objectified…
Nitro: Why are you looking at my chassis?

Quotes

Gamma World: The Wanderlost Lonewalker